Jokes

^Boy: I Hate to see a Girl standing in a Bus when I am Comfortably Seated
Girl: So what you do?
Boy: I close my Eyes..!!:-P:-D

^Fact:
For a Boy its easies 2 pick up 
50kg Gal,
But
4 d same Boy its quiet difficult 2 pick up a 14.2kg Gas cylinder..
Dedication & interest matters !!


^Advantage of pillow for students:
4 sleeping?
No
4 fight?
No
Then?
4 Hiding ur cell while texting late at 9t;-)


^Always remember:
Wen a Boy cancels a date
It is B'coz he "Has To"
&
Wen a Girl cancels a date
It is B'coz she "Has Two"


^A Classy One.
She Said,
'I LOVE U..'
I Said
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oh my god..
'I love Me too'! :p ;)


^1 hand on pen,


Othr hand on phone
1 ear on lecture,Othr ear on frnd's talk
1 i on board,Othr eye on grls.
WHO TOLD COLLEGE LIFE IS EASY ?? :D

^Bus Drivr Sudnly aplyd break,Boy fel on Gal n kisd her
Gal:Hey wat r u doin?
Boy:MBA&U?
She smild&said B.Tech
Moral:ALWYS THNK abt Studies







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